Curse you Wisdom Teeth!!!

So the other day I noticed that the back of my teeth were hurting pretty good. I was wondering what it was. Then I looked and saw that my wisdom teeth were coming in. I thought nothing of it. Until I went to eat something. Thats when i realized something. They hurt like a bitch. I wanted to cry everytime i bit down. So i got me a bottle of Oraljel and hoped i could hold off until Monday to call my dentist. Then once Monday rolled around, I found something HORRIBLE out. My dentist decided to take a week vacation. FML. Why does he decide to take a vacation? In September?!? Who does that? Stupid a-holes, thats who(not really, he's actually really cool). But thats what i thought when I heard that message. So luckily my dad has a different dentist, so i went to him instead. He was alright, but there was a draw back. He was one of those awkward people that like to repeat your name after/before every sentence. You know what im talking about. And if you don't, repeat your name before every sentence you read like I'm talking to you. But I got my teeth X-rayed and found out my tooth is infected and i need surgery. But, I got codeine(pain meds) so now I'm a happy camper. Not because the pills make me that way!

The greatest Mario Game EVER!!!

So I was just recently playing my X BOX 360, and i got bored with it. I thought, "When did games get so high tech and complicated?" So i decided to mix it up a little bit and play the regular old X BOX. But yet it still wasn't satisfying me. I wanted something simple, yet fun as hell. I went in my basement and looked through all my old systems. I had Gamecude, Dream-cast, N64, Sega Genesis. Then i stumbled on to my Super Nintendo and got excited. I hadn't played this thing in years. So i hooked and up AND---it doesn't work. I was pretty livid. So i asked if anyone had one that i could borrow, on Face-book. Lots of people commented, only to tell me that they had one, but wouldn't let me borrow it. So a week later, after playing super Nintendo at my buddy Caleb's house, my other friend Brady let me borrow his. That's when i discovered how great Super Mario World really is.

I figured I'd start off with Mario, because you can never go wrong there. As i was playing it, my childhood rushed back to me. I could remember playing this early morning on Saturdays, and whenever i could. I even remembered all the secrets to the game, and even discovered some new one's that i either forgot about, or just never discovered in the first place. The great thing aabout this Mario is that there are so many levels/secrets to do. There's easily about 100 different places/secrets to choose from. The game itself is really simple, but there are levels that just make u want to bite the controller, throw the controller, beat the hell outta your little siblings, or whatever pleases you. But if you've ever played Mario (and if you haven't go to the rock that you've been living under, and bash it against your head till your unconscious) you know that it always brings out the worst in people. Let me tell you, I'm no exception.

trolololololololo

So this video is pretty awesome. Do you agree? Well if you don't its probably because you don't have a soul. This video is probably one of the weirdest/ most awesome videos iv ever seen. So I've done some research for you all. I just know your dieing to find out what this is.

The mans name is Eduard Khil. I don't know how to say that so don't ask. He's Russian, so he probably drunk on vodka when this came out. But he was born in September 4, 1934. So I wonder if he was a Stalin fan. Probably not. But he was in alot of operas and what not, but i don't feel like writing them all down.

He was retired when this video came out in 2010. People even wanted him to go on a world tour. I'd go to see this guy. Of course he turned it down. He is currently helping his son with a band called Prepinaki. Don't know what that means, and there not mainstream. I say that because if there not on Wikipedia, it doesn't deserve to have one. And for all the people that say Wikipedia is not a citable source. Well you must have too much time on your hands. Or your a stupid useless feminist teacher at Red Bud High School.

Thats pretty much his life, not very exciting. But what do you expect from a Russian opera singer. I mean really. I just wanted people to see this amazing video. So thats why i did this.

Indian Condom Song

 I'm just going to cut to the chase and show you this great video.


This Will Change Your World

so how'd you like it? Makes you want to wear a condom and befriend an Indian friend. SECONDS after i first watched this, i downloaded it to my Ipod. you know why? It's catchy. If you don't think so, well you must hate condoms. And that's fine, but you know that bad things can happen if you don't use a condom. STD's, which are usually for LIFE. Or worse...




                                               
                                                        Aww...whats wrong with that?
Oh sorry, wrong picture, but he is a little cutie isn't he.

          

I want some Chili

Yeah, thats what your going to be looking at for 3 years or so, after you don't use a condom. And let me tell you, not all poop looks like chili. So next time you want to not wrap your STD infected "private parts" think of poop.

mmm...poop