So I was walking towards my car after class yesterday, and i heard some guys talking about something, probably about sex, and drugs, and James Earl Jones, and Morgan Freeman. You know, what kids these days talk about.
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| Why can't this be real?!?!?! |
Then I heard one of them say, "Dude it was so good! Like punch you in the face good." THE F*#$?!?! I wanted to turn around and ask what they were talking about, but when you hear someone talking about how getting punched in the face is awesome, you'd prolly walk away to. If you don't, well you got some balls.
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| FUCK YEAH!!!! |
I was just baffled. Who thinks something is so good its like getting punched in the face? So i did some research. I thought, maybe it has to do with sex, so I started to punch myself in the face, and little to no avail, I did not get aroused.
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| That was me after punching myself in the face. I don't know who's thumb that is tho. |
Then I thought maybe if I watched a sad movie, so I picked the saddest movie I could muster up...so I watched Fever Pitch. If you don't think thats a sad movie, I'll tell you why it is. A. Jimmy Fallon is THE WORST actor of all-time, next to Ben Affleck, and B. they showed the Cardinals getting swept by the Red Sox in the world series. But as I punched myself in the face while the movie was going, I didn't find it arrousing either, but I liked doing it more than watching the stupid movie.
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| I hate you both. Please die. |
I finally gave up on my search of finding out what "good" things make you want to punch yourself in the face. But I know, someday, somewhere, i will find out what it is thats so good, Ill want to punch myself in the face.
